Chuck Norris Jokes
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chuck norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
chuck norris is the only person who has ever defeated a brick wall in a game of tennis.
chuck norris has counted to infinity. twice.
chuck norris is the only person who has ever defeated a brick wall in a game of tennis.
chuck norris has counted to infinity. twice.
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chuck norris' ##### has a toenail.
the reason cloning was stopped was because the world was afraid they would not be able to contain two of chuck norris.
behind chuck norris' beard is another fist, so if you were to hit him he would actually be hitting you.
some people wear superman pajamas, superman wears chuck norris pajamas.
death once had a near chuck norris experience.
chuck norris doesnt read, he stares at the book til it gives him the info he wants.
grizzly bears move backwards slowly when they see chuck norris in the wild.
the reason cloning was stopped was because the world was afraid they would not be able to contain two of chuck norris.
behind chuck norris' beard is another fist, so if you were to hit him he would actually be hitting you.
some people wear superman pajamas, superman wears chuck norris pajamas.
death once had a near chuck norris experience.
chuck norris doesnt read, he stares at the book til it gives him the info he wants.
grizzly bears move backwards slowly when they see chuck norris in the wild.
ORIONTHEHUNTER
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only believes in the element of surprise
idahonative
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Never buy Chuck Norris toilet paper. It doesn't take crap off from anyone.
never_catch
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Jesus walked on water, Chuck Norris walked on Jesus.
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completesportsman
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chuck norris can piss his name in concrete!
when chuck norris does pushups he doesn't push himself up he pushes the world down!
when chuck norris does pushups he doesn't push himself up he pushes the world down!
Chuck Norris uses a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection.... there were no survivors.
At the age of 12 Chuck Norris spent his summer in the hills of Tuscany at a convent. During his stay, he impregnated all the Nuns, who later gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only unbeaten team in NFL history.
Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection.... there were no survivors.
At the age of 12 Chuck Norris spent his summer in the hills of Tuscany at a convent. During his stay, he impregnated all the Nuns, who later gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only unbeaten team in NFL history.
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wvbowhunterinalaska
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Chuck Norris tears can cure any affliction known to man, too bad he has never shed a single tear.
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whiskeybent
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Chuck norris' Shlong is so big it has an elbow!
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grimreaper
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, animals come to him and pray for death!!!!!!
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When Chuck Norris was born the doctor cried,.......NEVER SLAP CHUCK NORRIS!
