philthy
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I love some people's sense of humor LMAO! Posted today on Albuquerque Craigslist.
You farted at Smith's - m4w - 63 (Eubank and Juan Tabo)
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Date: 2012-08-19, 2:40PM MDT
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You were the tall, skinny brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the plump white-haired guy in the hover-round next to you that looked over and asked, "Was that you?" You quickly replied, "No--wasn't me!" You seemed almost insulted I would ask. As the stink grew, you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving two loaves of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful, and even if you are a liar and fart like a skunk, I'd love to meet up sometime.
You farted at Smith's - m4w - 63 (Eubank and Juan Tabo)
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Date: 2012-08-19, 2:40PM MDT
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You were the tall, skinny brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the plump white-haired guy in the hover-round next to you that looked over and asked, "Was that you?" You quickly replied, "No--wasn't me!" You seemed almost insulted I would ask. As the stink grew, you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving two loaves of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful, and even if you are a liar and fart like a skunk, I'd love to meet up sometime.
