Beer Contains Female Hormones
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that
men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the
results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female
hormones in beer.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into
women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each.
It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight,
talked excessively without making sense, became overly
emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over
nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that
men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the
results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female
hormones in beer.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into
women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each.
It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight,
talked excessively without making sense, became overly
emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over
nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
