Divorce II

[overton]

Wiz's thread made me remember JB's story.

Anyway JB told Bess that he was going to divorce his wife since she hadn't spoke to him in over 2 months.
Bess says are you crazy man? Women like that are hard to come by!

 

[elkassassin]

That's Right RANS!








[font color="red"]From My Smokin Cherry Red Hot Barrel & My Dead Cold Hands I Shall go down Fighting for American Pride & Rights!
I Know I'm Out Numbered by Pusssies & Brainwashed Democrats that'll Throw Their Hands in the air & I know I can't Lick the U.S. Military by Myself when they Turn on us but I'll make
you one Guarantee,They'll be Enduring a Situation where I Hope to Hell All Americans become True Americans once again & Stand up for their Rights!

 

[Zeke]

Does she have a job? And not talk? That's pure gold!
Zeke

 

[RELH]

I feel sorry for JB. Poor guy never did know when he had it so good.

RELH

 

[ZIGGER]

Lol....best thing about a bj is the 2 minutes of silence....



When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small

 

[eelgrass]

2 minutes a year is not worth it though.

Eel

 

[NVBighorn]

You know why divorce is so expensive?

Because its f#@&in worth it!

[font color="blue"]I don't make the soup, I just stir it.[/font]

 

[NVBighorn]

A wise man on this site once told me you don't pay a prostitute for sex...

You pay her to leave AFTER the sex.

[font color="blue"]I don't make the soup, I just stir it.[/font]

 

[RELH]

JB you know you opened the door after making that 2 minute comment on a BJ, but I am going to be a nice guy and not make any comment since my Cuz told me you added about 1 minute and 45 seconds on your time limit to reach nirvana.

RELH