donations ........

[ZIGGER]

> A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway
> outside Washington, DC.
>
> Nothing was moving.
>
> Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.
>
> The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going
> on?"
>
> "Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and
> they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are
> going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are
> going from car to car, collecting donations."
>
> "How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver
> asks.
>
> The man replies, "Roughly a gallon
>

 

[elkassassin]

Thanks Manny!

But I like it!












I used to know of places worth Hiking in to for Elk & Deer!
Thanks to Illegal Bastards & the USFS not enforcing Rules you can Zing in to them Places on Wheelers now & not see a Damn thing!
But by GAWD it don't take long for them U-Tards to get there with all the Unethical BS and the New Technology!

 

[ZIGGER]

ok ok....try this one

A woman goes to her doctor. "What seems to be the problem?" asked the Doctor.
"Something is terribly wrong, I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina."
The Doctor had a look, chuckled and said "Those aren't postage stamps ma'am, they're the stickers off your bananas"!!!

 

[AZStickman]

LOL ...... Terry

 

[eelgrass]

The first joke.....not so much.

The second joke....saved my wife a trip to the doctor.

Eel

 

[NMPaul]

>The first joke.....not so much.
>
>The second joke....saved my wife a
>trip to the doctor.
>
>Eel

Great comeback Eel. LOL