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cameraguy
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Farting Granny
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem
with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. The farts never
smell
and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20
times since I've been here, and I bet you didn't even notice!"
The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back next week."
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't
Know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts - although still
silent -
Stink terribly."
The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's
work on your hearing..."
CameraGuy
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you.
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem
with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. The farts never
smell
and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20
times since I've been here, and I bet you didn't even notice!"
The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back next week."
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't
Know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts - although still
silent -
Stink terribly."
The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's
work on your hearing..."
CameraGuy
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you.
