Favorite movie quotes

[B_F_E]

Whats your favorite quote from a movie ?
here's 2 of mine.

"All the pleasurable company in the world could not slake our lust"

&

"could it be... El Guapo, that once again you are mad at something else & are taking it out on me ? "

 

[missinMT]

"If you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow"

 

[D13er]

too much gun......



"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
--Benjamin Franklin 1759

 

[grizzlyplumber]

"sure are cocky for a starvin pilgrim!"

"Injuns bury you there?" "Twerent Mormons!"

"Mother Gue never raised such a fool child"

 

[RELH]

Do you feel lucky, this is the most powerful gun in the world.

RELH

 

[D13er]

sister, I don't mind killing 'em for you, but I'll be damned if i'm gonna sweat over 'em for you.


"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
--Benjamin Franklin 1759

 

[Longun]

Looks like Flint Westwood quotes are in the lead.

This is the one I like. Regulator-first time I learned of that word ole Charly Wade's brain pan scattered into a thousand piececs the size of yer thumb-Regulator. W#HO SAID THAT?

 

[RLH]

'FILL-YOUR-HANDS-YOU-SON-OF-A-#####!!!!"

 

[polarbear]

LAST EDITED ON Mar-01-06 AT 06:48AM (MST)[p]"Hey Macklin, great party, but where's the whiskey?" "No wiskey, we go home!"
"Do you believe in new beginnings? What, like the feminine hygene spray?"
"Dont shoot him, you'll only make him mad."
"We're gonna need a sh!tload of dimes!"

Eric

 

[nmtaxi]

"My wife is in hell where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavoir was terrible."

"Just once I would like the opportunity to shoot at an educated man."

 

[caelkhnter]

" You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall...."


"You can't handle the truth..."

 

[grizzlyplumber]

" best dollar eighty I ever spent!"

 

[Chef]

I'm Your Huckleberry.

Chef
"I Love Animals...They're Delicious!"

 

[Roy]

"Son - you got a panty on your head!"

"Badges - we don't need no stinking badges!"
ROY

 

[HullinPhx]

Were on a mission from god - ( Blues Brothers )

Toga Toga Toga Toga - ( Animal House )

I'll make him an offer he can't refuse - ( God Father )

 

[larrbo]

"Go ahead punk....make my day."

"I feel we have a failure to communicate"

"Houston we have a problem"

 

[antlerfool]

"But I won't, I won't, the hell I won't!" -McLintock

 

[huntnut64]

just like a _____, bring a knife to a gun fight.

HUNT FISH FOREVER

huntnut64

 

[RACKMASTER]

PULL IT OUT!!...YOUR KILLING ME!!
(Lipstick)
rm

 

[RACKMASTER]

son!..fat,stupid and drunk is no way to go though life!!
rm

 

[idabigbuck]

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!

 

[theridge]

sunshine, sunflowers and sonofabitches

 

[BUGLEMN]

"$50.00 the Smells kid pick's his nose"
"Double or nothing he it's it"
"How'ed you you like to mowe my lawn"
" Hey you live over thier on briaer street! You got a pool over their" reply " Ya I got a pool, pool and a pond, pond would be good for you"
" Last time I saw a face like that it had a hook in it"
"License to kill gophers by the united nations. Man free to kill gophers at will."
" I dont' think the hard stuff is going to come down for quit some time"

ONE OF THE ALLTIME BEST COMEDYS EVER "CADDY SHACK"

BUGLEMN

 

[kilowatt]

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons."

 

[Paul_Crawford]

Ike, I know, let's have a spelling conest.

That's bold talk for a one-eyed fat man.

Now boy, are you sure you can skin grizz?

pc

 

[sixgunn]

"I got two guns...one for each of ya!"

 

[idabigbuck]

LAST EDITED ON Mar-01-06 AT 04:27PM (MST)[p]"I'm mad as hell, and I'm not taking it any more."

"uhh uhh, uhh uhh." (from Quest for Fire)

"Are all you nerds this good?" (Revenge of the Nerds)

"Damn that hurts, don't it." (Sam Elliot in Road House)

"Why don't you just lay there and bleed awhile, before you taste some real pain." (Clint Eastwood in Heartbreak Ridge)

 

[eelgrass]

What Josey Wales said to the bounty hunter:

"Dyin' ain't much of a livin' boy!"

 

[couesfever]

Why Jonny Ringo you look like someone just walked over your grave.

 

[AZ402]

Kick his ass Seabass.........

 

[polarbear]

LAST EDITED ON Mar-01-06 AT 05:48PM (MST)[p]"One time ,at band camp....."
"Excuse me while I whip dis out!"
"May the schwartz be with ya."
"You ever seen a grown man naked?"
"Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"
"Do you like movies about gladiators?"
"Nice beaver!" "Thanks, I just had it stuffed."
"Looks like Chuck's going to take the old log to the beaver!"
"Looks like Chuck's going to take the skin boat to tuna town!"
"Looks like Chuck's going to go for a ride on the wild baloney pony!"

Eric

 

[Chef]

"You know how I know you're gay?"-40 Tear Old Virgin

 

[couesfever]

I'll make ya famous

 

[ricochet]

"Hard as blue steel, a cat couldn't scratch it!" Cocoon
"Is it dead?" Boondock Saints
"Say hello to my little friend." Scarface

 

[Wes]

Where are da white women

 

[Deadred7o7]

"See this hand?
Yeah steady as a rock.
Yeah but this is the one I shoot with"




Kyle
If it moves shoot it again"

 

[IAhunter]

LAST EDITED ON Mar-02-06 AT 02:35PM (MST)[p]"Tuco, there are two kinds of people in the world, those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig!" Eastwood to Ely Wallach in The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.

"I'll not tolerate rude behavior in a man." Tommy Lee Jones to a crowd of on-lookers after he stomped the crap out of a cavalry scout in Lonesome Dove

 

[RIMROCK338]

If it bleeds we can kill it.
Bleed! I aint got time to bleed. : RIMROCK

 

[couesfever]

Regulators mount up.

 

[plottrunner]

"and then some"

 

[Chef]

Show me the money!

Chef
"I Love Animals...They're Delicious!"

 

[flycrewsupe]

"Custer was a #####" We Were Soldiers. Said by Sam Elliot to Mel Gibson as they are getting over run by the VC.

 

[tufferthandug]

"Do you know why they call you Camel Toe?"

Nicolas Cage in Weather Man

 

[RIMROCK338]

That smell--- That gasoline smell--nothing like naipalm in the morning--SMELLS LIKE VICTORY :RIMROCK

 

[D13er]

you gonna draw them pisols or whistle dixie?



"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
--Benjamin Franklin 1759

 

[polarbear]

plottrunner, Bachelor Party? Haahaaa...

Eric

 

[montanamuley85]

"don't hurt my mules..."

"it's no joke, it's a rope, Tuco..."

"traded her for a Hawkin gun..."

"is that Old Dog Trae? That sounds like Old Dog Trae. Stephen Foster? You know, Camptown Races, Oh Susanna...Stephen stink'n Foster!"

 

[Jingow]

"I didn't know what I was doing. I was full of ROT GUT WHISKEY"

 

[eelgrass]

"Remember, the idea is not to die for your Country. The idea is to get the other poor son-of-a-#### to die for HIS Country."

George C. Scott

 

[RACKMASTER]

Hay Doc.... I don't know what you'er doing back their
but I don't like it!.......(starts to sing Moon River)!!
CHEVY CHASE in .......
(opps can't remember)
RM

 

[tufferthandug]

Rack, I think it's "Fletch"??

 

[Slide]

Tombstone; Doc Holiday say's "I'm Your Huckleberry"

Wyat Earp say's; "You tell them I comin and hell's comin with me"

I always wanted to stand at the top of a ridge looking into a deep nasty canyon and yell that to those bucks before I head into it. (but I havent) andI would have to name my dog Hal.

 

[tylercreek2]

you just shot an unarmed man ,,,, he shoulda armed himself ,,,,

 

[bobcatbess]

AND I THOUGHT I HAD MY ARSE IN A NINE LINE BIND!!!

THE ONLY bobcat!!!

 

[rutnbuck]

LAST EDITED ON Mar-05-06 AT 06:47PM (MST)[p]Run Forest Run!!
Stupid is what Stupid does!! *Forest Gump*

I will knock knots on your head faster then you can rub em!! *gunsmoke festus to Doc*

She is cuter n a speckled pup on a bud truck.

*Rutnbuck*

 

[fin little]

" Its a hell of a thing killen a man. You take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have" " he had it comin" ." We all got it comin kid"

 

[SoTX]

Say when

Oh I was,nt quite as bad as I let on.

My hipocracy only goes so far.

The strain was more than he could bare.

Why Ed Bailey, does this mean we're not friends any more? Why if you were'nt my friend anymore I just don't think I could bare it.

Why Wyat you're an oak.

I,m an oak alright.

Pull that smoke wagon and go to work boy.

I said throw down.

That's not what he said, Your spanish is worse than your english you ignorant wretch.



"We MUST Hunt"

 

[wallhanger]

"That's Latin, darlin'. It appears that Mr. Ringo is an educated man. Should I hate him?

"Can I borrow your car for a minute? My car just hit a water buffalo."

"I think it's the by-pass line."

"What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me, ending up together?
"Not good, Lloyd."
"Not good like, 1 in 100?"
"More like 1 in a million".

"So you're telling me there's a chance!"


"Samsonite. I was way off."

"Look at the butt on that."
"Yeah, he must work out."

Good post.

WH

 

[HC]

"Yes sir.....He died fine, didn't he." Augustus McCrae upon hanging his friend Jake Spoon.

"There's nothin like ridin a fine horse in new country." Augustus McCrae

 

[Dmanmastertracker]

Here lies Lester Moore, four slugs from a forty four, no Les, no more...

My friends, you bow for no one..

Certainty of death, small chance of success, what are we waiting for???

 

[tylercreek2]

hey dman thats actually in the real tombstone boot hill as i recall ,,,, although its been a long time since i was there ,,, the les moore one ,,,,,

 

[powderburn]

LAST EDITED ON Mar-06-06 AT 09:01PM (MST)[p]"Had me a white woman once she wasn't overly enthusiastic"
Chief Dan George in Little Big Man

 

[muzzy125]

I dont need to run heeled to get the drop on a tub of s**t like you. Tombstone

 

[SLIVER]

"DID YOU MOTORBOAT HER? YOU MOTORBOATING SON OF A BIT*^"
}}-SLIVER-->

 

[Dmanmastertracker]

Yup, bought Tombstone the day it came out, great one. Gotta admit I'm an LOTR geek too. Read the books as a kid.

 

[Tuffbucker]

"Goonies Never Say Die"--Goonies

"Tina you fat lard, eat the food"--Napoleon Dynamite

"Im gonna rock out with my ##### out, im gonna hang out with my wang out."--American Pie 3-American Wedding

'We ride together, we die together. Bad Boys for life."--Bad Boys 2



....dang I could go on and on.......


TUFF

 

[gilabulls]

Sniper..... "One Shot One Kill"
also "Austa La Veista"
" I'll be Back"
The Govenator......"Rnold"
gilabulls.

 

[mchunter]

"Say hello to my little friend !"

"You little #####-a-rosh"
Scareface

"it's a sweater !"

"Tonight.....OR I WILL KILL HER !"

3 Amigos

 

[BeanMan]

"Who are you anyway?", "Jacob Mcandless". "I thought you was dead." "Not hardly"


BM

 

[Blueoak]

" Someone back east is saying, now, why don't he write"
Loud Fart- Put that in your book!

 

[NDBadlandsbucks]

To add to the great lines of Tombstone that have already been mentioned:

"Wyatt, I am rolling."

"Are you gonna do someting or just stand there and bleed?"

Keep the Sun at Your Back and the Wind in Your Face

 

[B_F_E]

Hello, my name is Diego Montoya.... prepare to die.

 

[clyde]

another one from tombstone

"I've yet begun to defy myself"

 

[Dmanmastertracker]

Some may not realize, but most of the lines in Kurt Russell's Tombstone are actual quotes recorded from Wyatt Earp, Doc Holliday, etc, from actual events...

 

[clyde]

Any guess on these Quotes?

"Did you see the size of them chickens" or

"They can't see us cause were in the spirit world"

 

[HiMtnHntr]

"Young Guns".

 

[Dmanmastertracker]

Any guesses on these?

"There ain't been a Dog soldier in the Oxbow in over 100 years".

"You want a war, I'll give you a war like you've never seen".

"Watch your topknot". -"watch your'n".

"Magua's word's are twisted with hate".

 

[muledeernut]

Dman. The first one is Last of the Dogmen. The others I don't knowMuledeernut

 

[muledeernut]

"We killed it, he's dead, Well fu@@ you" (Kevin Bacon in Tremors)Muledeernut

 

[NDBadlandsbucks]

Clyde, I think you left out a word in the second quote - of course you couldn't put it on here anyway.

Keep the Sun at Your Back and the Wind in Your Face

 

[MNHunter]

".. a place where the beer flows like wine and the women instictively flock like the salmon of Capistrano"

"Austria! Well then, gadday mate! Let's put anotha shrimp on the barbie."

 

[Dmanmastertracker]

Last of the Dogmen
Rambo
Jeremiah Johnson
Last of the Mohicans

 

[Tuffbucker]

"Biiiilllly.....get to da choppa.....billly..."

 

[clyde]

I'm detective john kimble, want to ask you a bunch of questions, want them answered immediately, whos your daddy and what does he do?

Its not a tumor!!

dillon, you getting soft, governments got you pushing too many pencils.

Cookies, lookin forward to tossin them

boombada, get out!!!

 

[Muleyslyr]

C'mon clyde.......ryde da comel.

 

[clyde]

stop wheezin the juuuuuuice!!!

 

[polarbear]

"Boys have a pen!s, girls have a va-gina!"
"The price is wrong b!tch!"

Eric

 

[peakfreak]

here's looking at you kid

talk to me goose.

Luke, I am your father

You shouldn't drink and bake.

Jesters dead.

You complete me.

have you ever bopped your bolagna

ah Ya using the whole fist there doc.

what kind of a name is poon, camanche indian.

 

[rutnbuck]

I feel like a Bannana in a Monkey cage!!
Rut

 

[peakfreak]

Because today I'm a gonna kill the mother*$##*!

Yippy ky-a mother**$$##

Gentleman start your boners.

Tell em Large Marge sent ya.

There's no basement in the Alamo.

Do you have a kiss for Daddy. So thats how it is in their family.

They drew fist blood.

It's all in the hips.

That really sticks in my craw.

You the one that killed our friend, thats right, BOOM!!

They multiply by masterbation.

Beuller, Beuller...

Yah baby.

Win one for the Gipper.

Danielson,Show me sand the floor.

My hearts for my family my brains and my balls are for business and this is business.

The circle of trust.

Come on do it do it.

 

[RLH]

"HEY ZIGGA AND DUH-MAN, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU A-DOIN'?" from brokeback mt.

 

[polarbear]

"What is it about great sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose tiger." Kingpin

Eric

 

[B_F_E]

Can't we just all get along ?

-Mars attacks, & BFE to MM'ers

 

[clyde]

"dudes on ludes should nnnnnnnot drive"

 

[sancarloshunter]

Shawshank Redemption

Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'.

 

[B_F_E]

"It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole"

 

[Roy]

Life is like box of chocolates - you never know what your gonna get!

That's all I have to say about that.

Stupid is as stupid does.

Hey may be the stupidest SOB alive but damn is he fast!

ROY

 

[sheepeater]

"Pilgrim can you skin Grizz?"
"Just as fast as you can bring em"

 

[shotgunjim]

"Twernt mormons" is a classic.

"You get nothing and like it."

"Your lives will be judged by the number of Germans you kill."

 

[couesfever]

Are you a pot head focker.

(Meet the parents)