First time sex

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First time sex
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the
first time .
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about
condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house
and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited
for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,
"I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea
your father was a pharmacist." :)
 
D-OH! Haaahaaaaa!!!!!!
Eric
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Very good! Gotta love how the Dad is all gung-ho to teach the fellar how to git-er-done when he thinks it's somebody else's daughter.

:( Somebody didn't like bouncing betty :(
 
True story time.....years ago during my college days I worked at the bus station part time (many stories at that place). Great place to work, lots of study time. Anyway, it was my habit to go to the post office (about a block away) after work, about midnight, and get my mail. One winter night I was sitting in my truck letting it warm up while I read the mail. I see this car pull up and park in front. Ok, he's probably gonna get his mail too. Nope.

I should mention I had a date that weekend with a girl named Laurie. Pretty girl.

Anyway the guy walks towards me, so I had my hand on a claw hammer just in case. I rolled down the window a bit and he asked me where a certain eating place was. I told him and also told him that it was closed because it was midnight. All this time out of the corner of my eye, I see him fidgeting with something, so I put my finger on the door latch (already had my hand on the hammer) and figure out a plan in case he pulls out a knife or a gun.

Then he says 'hey, do you wanna go cruising?'. Uh oh. 'Nope, I have a calculus test in the morning.' He understood. And, more fidgeting.

Then he looks at my crotch and says 'is that all you down there?'

Uh, uh, I gotta go. So I took off.

A couple days later comes my date with Laurie; we went to a football game. I got to her house and she began talking about the baby sitter coming over. I offered to pay and she said no, that it was her brother.

Yup, that same dude walked in the door.
 
True story time.....years ago during my college days I worked at the bus station part time (many stories at that place). Great place to work, lots of study time. Anyway, it was my habit to go to the post office (about a block away) after work, about midnight, and get my mail. One winter night I was sitting in my truck letting it warm up while I read the mail. I see this car pull up and park in front. Ok, he's probably gonna get his mail too. Nope.

I should mention I had a date that weekend with a girl named Laurie. Pretty girl.

Anyway the guy walks towards me, so I had my hand on a claw hammer just in case. I rolled down the window a bit and he asked me where a certain eating place was. I told him and also told him that it was closed because it was midnight. All this time out of the corner of my eye, I see him fidgeting with something, so I put my finger on the door latch (already had my hand on the hammer) and figure out a plan in case he pulls out a knife or a gun.

Then he says 'hey, do you wanna go cruising?'. Uh oh. 'Nope, I have a calculus test in the morning.' He understood. And, more fidgeting.

Then he looks at my crotch and says 'is that all you down there?'

Uh, uh, I gotta go. So I took off.

A couple days later comes my date with Laurie; we went to a football game. I got to her house and she began talking about the baby sitter coming over. I offered to pay and she said no, that it was her brother.

Yup, that same dude walked in the door.
That was worth waiting for 13 years.
 
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