LAST EDITED ON May-06-04 AT 10:10AM (MST)[p]>The blocked out word at the end rymes with witch!!!
The train was quite crowded, so the U. S. Marine walked its entire
> >>>length
> >>> >>looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a
> >well-dressed
> >>>
> >>> >>middle-aged French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine
asked,
> >"Ma'am,
> >>>may
> >>> >>I have that seat?"The French woman just sniffed and said to
no
>one in
> >>> >>particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using
>that
> >>>seat."
> >>> >>
> >>> >>
> >>> >>The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat
>left was
> >>>under
> >>> >>that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."
She
> >>>snorted,
> >>> >>"Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"
> >>> >>
> >>> >>
> >>> >>This time the Marine didn't say a word, he just picked up
the
>little
> >>>dog,
> >>> >>tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The woman
>shrieked,
> >>>"Someone
> >>> >>must defend my honor! Put this American in his place!"
> >>> >>
> >>> >>
> >>> >>An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up. "Sir, you
>Americans
> >>>often
> >>> >>seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold
the
>fork
> >>>in
> >>> >>the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of
the
>road.
> >>>And
> >>> >>now, sir, you've thrown the wrong ##### out the window!"
> >>> >>
>
>
>
>
The train was quite crowded, so the U. S. Marine walked its entire
> >>>length
> >>> >>looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a
> >well-dressed
> >>>
> >>> >>middle-aged French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine
asked,
> >"Ma'am,
> >>>may
> >>> >>I have that seat?"The French woman just sniffed and said to
no
>one in
> >>> >>particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using
>that
> >>>seat."
> >>> >>
> >>> >>
> >>> >>The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat
>left was
> >>>under
> >>> >>that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."
She
> >>>snorted,
> >>> >>"Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"
> >>> >>
> >>> >>
> >>> >>This time the Marine didn't say a word, he just picked up
the
>little
> >>>dog,
> >>> >>tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The woman
>shrieked,
> >>>"Someone
> >>> >>must defend my honor! Put this American in his place!"
> >>> >>
> >>> >>
> >>> >>An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up. "Sir, you
>Americans
> >>>often
> >>> >>seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold
the
>fork
> >>>in
> >>> >>the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of
the
>road.
> >>>And
> >>> >>now, sir, you've thrown the wrong ##### out the window!"
> >>> >>
>
>
>
>
