Longun
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A UFO space-ship crash lands in West Texas and 2 surviving aliens walk to the nearest town. They find a gas station and they walk up to the gas pump and say "take us to your leader!". Naturally the gas pump doesn't say anything. The Alien repeats himself...no response. He then whips out his ray-gun and says "If you don't take us to your leader I'm gonna vaporize you! No response and the alien pulls the
trigger and the whole place explodes..A few moments later they wake up and stand up, wipe the debris off themselves and the one alien looks at the other and says "You know we've been flying around this universe for a thousand years kickin' ass but I learned one thing today that you don't mess with a mute man that wraps his pecker around his shoulders and sticks it in his ear!!
trigger and the whole place explodes..A few moments later they wake up and stand up, wipe the debris off themselves and the one alien looks at the other and says "You know we've been flying around this universe for a thousand years kickin' ass but I learned one thing today that you don't mess with a mute man that wraps his pecker around his shoulders and sticks it in his ear!!
