canyonwell
Active Member
- Messages
- 351
> What Hallmark doesn't print .....
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> So your daughter's a hooker,
> And it spoiled your day.
> Look at the bright side,
> its really good pay.
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> My tire was thumping.
> I thought it was flat.
> When I looked at the tire...
> I noticed your cat.
> Sorry!
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> Heard your wife left you,
> how upset you must be.
> But don't fret about it...
> She moved in with me.
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> Looking back over the years that we've been together,
> I can't help but wonder?
> What the hell was I thinking?
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> Congratulations on your wedding day!
> Too bad no one likes your husband.
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> How could two people as beautiful as you...
> Have such an ugly baby?
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> I've always wanted to have someone to hold,
> someone to love.
> After having met you ...
> I've changed my mind.
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> I must admit, you brought Religion into my life...
> I never believed in Hell till I met you.
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> As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
> That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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> Congratulations on your promotion.
> Before you go ...
> would you like to take this knife out of my back?
> You'll probably need it again.
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> Someday I hope to get married ...but not to you.
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> Happy birthday! You look great for your age...
> Almost Lifelike!
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> When we were together, you always said you'd die for me.
> Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise.
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> We have been friends for a very long time...
> what say we stop?
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> I'm so miserable without you ...
> it's almost like you're here.
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> Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
> Did you ever find out who the father was?
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> Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday.
> So we're having you put to sleep.
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> Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
> (Available only in Arkansas, Tennessee, Kentucky and West Virginia)
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> So your daughter's a hooker,
> And it spoiled your day.
> Look at the bright side,
> its really good pay.
>
>
>
> My tire was thumping.
> I thought it was flat.
> When I looked at the tire...
> I noticed your cat.
> Sorry!
>
>
>
> Heard your wife left you,
> how upset you must be.
> But don't fret about it...
> She moved in with me.
>
>
>
> Looking back over the years that we've been together,
> I can't help but wonder?
> What the hell was I thinking?
>
>
>
> Congratulations on your wedding day!
> Too bad no one likes your husband.
>
>
>
> How could two people as beautiful as you...
> Have such an ugly baby?
>
>
>
> I've always wanted to have someone to hold,
> someone to love.
> After having met you ...
> I've changed my mind.
>
>
>
> I must admit, you brought Religion into my life...
> I never believed in Hell till I met you.
>
>
>
> As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
> That you're not here to ruin it for me.
>
>
>
> Congratulations on your promotion.
> Before you go ...
> would you like to take this knife out of my back?
> You'll probably need it again.
>
>
>
> Someday I hope to get married ...but not to you.
>
>
>
> Happy birthday! You look great for your age...
> Almost Lifelike!
>
>
>
> When we were together, you always said you'd die for me.
> Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise.
>
>
>
> We have been friends for a very long time...
> what say we stop?
>
>
>
> I'm so miserable without you ...
> it's almost like you're here.
>
>
>
> Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
> Did you ever find out who the father was?
>
>
>
> Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday.
> So we're having you put to sleep.
>
>
>
> Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
> (Available only in Arkansas, Tennessee, Kentucky and West Virginia)
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>
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