canyonwell
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An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of
>tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
>Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he
>decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled
>his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain
>rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed,
>gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
>A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed
>on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently
>trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in
>a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet,
>staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard (barely containing his
>laughter) who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the
>heck is going on here?"
>The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the sh-t out
>of a ghost."
>Happy Halloween!
Hope you enjoyed it.... Steve
>tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
>Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he
>decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled
>his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain
>rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed,
>gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
>A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed
>on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently
>trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in
>a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet,
>staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard (barely containing his
>laughter) who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the
>heck is going on here?"
>The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the sh-t out
>of a ghost."
>Happy Halloween!
Hope you enjoyed it.... Steve
