elkassassin
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The Changes are Many & Some of you will Think they are HARSH!
You're Right!
The Extended Archery Hunt will Come To an End & Now!
The Late Muzz Tags are Gone as Well!
For CFS We Don't have the Deer Numbers for these kinda BS Hunts for GAWDS Sakes!
Hunting Big Game Continuously & Overlapped From Mid-August through January/February with No Relaxation Time for the Deer Herd No Longer Happens!
Not Every TARD in this State Gets a Tag Every Year!
I Hate it as much as anybody,but the Inflation of Hunters outnumber the number of Harvest-able Deer we can Harvest each year!
It is Now a 50,000.00 Fine on the very first offense when you're caught Off-Roading Your F'N Wheelers & Side X Sides in Closed Areas/Primitive/Private Property without Permission!
On Your 2nd Offense 150,000.00 Fine,Confiscation of your Wheeler/Side X Side,Your Rig/Truck You Pulled it to the Mountain With & 1 Year in Jail and Your Hunting Rights are Revoked 50 States wide for Life!
Trespassers get the same Treatment as Listed above!
Poachers on the very first offense will be Fined 150,00.00,pay full replacement price of the Animal they Illegally took,All Hunting Gear/Vehicles Confiscated & Auctioned off with that Money going back to the DWR to Help Prosecute more Poachers & Fencing,Hunting Privileges Revoked forever in all 50 States with 2 Years of Free Meals down at the Local Jail Cell!
I'm Helping PUNK on this one:Baiting Deer/Big Game of any Kind Lands you a Free Stay with Bubba for 6 Months,You'll be Banned from all Hunting in all 50 States for Life along with a 25,000.00 Fine!
Wasting Deer/ Wildlife of any Kind will get You the Same Treatment as Listed above!
Deer Management Will be Based on Total Number of Deer & Not Buck to Doe Ratio's alone,Deer Counts will be Proven to the Best We can Count them,Not Guesstimated,Not Exaggerated And NOT Lied about Fake,Phony,F'N Elevated Numbers of Deer that Don't Exist!
When We Notice Deer Declining in Units below satisfactory numbers,there will be Tags/Permits Cut Immediately,not years down the road when it's too late!
There Are No More Antler-less/Doe Tags anywhere in the State,When Problems arise,The Does/Deer Will Be Captured & Moved!
Legal Archery Equipment will be Limited to Recurves Only!
Legal Muzzle-loaders will be Hawkins & Flintlocks only!
Legal Rifles will only Have Scopes with a Maximum Magnification of 4 Power!
Rangefinders are Not Legal & You Won't need them with the Down Grading of all Weaponry!
Trail Cams are Strictly Prohibited on all Public Ground & it is Legal for any Person to Tear them Down & Destroy them at any time!
Drones are legal for Target Practice year around!
Outfitters & Guides Can Not Surround/Herd or Camp on any Big Game Animals!
Camo Clothing of all Types is Prohibited so Dig Your Red F'N Shirts out!
Spotting Scopes of any kind/Size are prohibited from using during any Hunt,with the shorter Range Weaponry you won't need them!
No Units will be Mismanaged so Poorly that they have to be Closed!
There Will Be 5 Units around the State in a few places known as
Opportunist Units/Hunts,When They've Pounded These Out they can NOT start BAWLING wanting to Pound the other Units out!
All Units excluding the 5 Opportunist Units will have Antler Restrictions of 4 Point or better to be a legal Buck!
Anybody Shooting Sub 4 Point Bucks in a 4 Point or Better Unit will pay a 35,000.00 Fine on the 1st Offense,Lose their Hunting Rights for Life in all 50 States!
Any Hunter Entering Great Grandpa or Great Grandma/Etc in to the Draws just to Hunt on their Permits will be Fined 40,000.00 & Banned for Life of Hunting Privileges in all 50 States!
Paraplanes/Shoot-Planes are Outlawed during any Hunting Seasons and if Caught you'll Pay 25,000.00 & Confiscation of your Shoot-Plane!
Several Roads & Trails will Be Flat Ass Closed,You Get Caught You'll Pay Dearly,Get Your Boots Oiled up!
SpotLighting will Be Outlawed 1 Month Before Bow Season through January 31st in all Big Game Units/Areas,Break this Law & it'll Cost You 30,000.00 & Loss of Hunting Rights in all 50 States for Life!
Each Year We will do More Deer Fencing along Highways,It'll take several years,We should have been doing this 50 years ago!
No More Cow Killer Hunts Running From August Through Jan-Feb,Yes People this Adds Pressure on the Deer Herd They do not Need!
Managing for Strictly Money is Over with!
Nobody can Outguess Weather/Drought & Management will be Tweaked accordingly by the Year!(NOT By saying:Oh We've got a 5 Year Plan Locked in & We can't do anything!)
Forest Service/BLM/DWR will Start Enforcing Existing Rules & Laws before Making More which have only Hurt the Honest Sportsmen & they Do NOT Enforce them!
Radio's Used to Help Kill Deer will Land You a 30,000.00 Fine & Confiscation of all other Hunting Equipment on you at time of the Arrest!
The Dedicated Hunter Program will Continue,It Will Be Mandatory all Projects will be 'MULE DEER' Related & You have to put in your Hours,No More PAY for your Hours Type of BS unless an Emergency comes up!
All LE Buck & Bull Tags will Be Once in a F'N Lifetime!
I Could go on & on But I Won't!
Niller wanted 1 or maybe 3 Things I'd Do If I Could Change the Management for the Better!
Listed above is a Few!
There are Many,Many More that could be added to Help a Suffering Deer Herd!
This Ought to be enough though To PISS The Pope Off & Most other TARDS of this State!
If You Think the Past Deer Management Plans have Helped anything you are WRONG!
If You Think this Last WB Meeting & Changes will Save the Deer Herd You are WRONG!
So I'm gonna Name My Plan HELL-RIGHT,HELL-F'N-RIGHT!
Blast Away!
I know so many people in so many places
They make allot of money but they got sad faces
It Ain't Easy being Me!
You're Right!
The Extended Archery Hunt will Come To an End & Now!
The Late Muzz Tags are Gone as Well!
For CFS We Don't have the Deer Numbers for these kinda BS Hunts for GAWDS Sakes!
Hunting Big Game Continuously & Overlapped From Mid-August through January/February with No Relaxation Time for the Deer Herd No Longer Happens!
Not Every TARD in this State Gets a Tag Every Year!
I Hate it as much as anybody,but the Inflation of Hunters outnumber the number of Harvest-able Deer we can Harvest each year!
It is Now a 50,000.00 Fine on the very first offense when you're caught Off-Roading Your F'N Wheelers & Side X Sides in Closed Areas/Primitive/Private Property without Permission!
On Your 2nd Offense 150,000.00 Fine,Confiscation of your Wheeler/Side X Side,Your Rig/Truck You Pulled it to the Mountain With & 1 Year in Jail and Your Hunting Rights are Revoked 50 States wide for Life!
Trespassers get the same Treatment as Listed above!
Poachers on the very first offense will be Fined 150,00.00,pay full replacement price of the Animal they Illegally took,All Hunting Gear/Vehicles Confiscated & Auctioned off with that Money going back to the DWR to Help Prosecute more Poachers & Fencing,Hunting Privileges Revoked forever in all 50 States with 2 Years of Free Meals down at the Local Jail Cell!
I'm Helping PUNK on this one:Baiting Deer/Big Game of any Kind Lands you a Free Stay with Bubba for 6 Months,You'll be Banned from all Hunting in all 50 States for Life along with a 25,000.00 Fine!
Wasting Deer/ Wildlife of any Kind will get You the Same Treatment as Listed above!
Deer Management Will be Based on Total Number of Deer & Not Buck to Doe Ratio's alone,Deer Counts will be Proven to the Best We can Count them,Not Guesstimated,Not Exaggerated And NOT Lied about Fake,Phony,F'N Elevated Numbers of Deer that Don't Exist!
When We Notice Deer Declining in Units below satisfactory numbers,there will be Tags/Permits Cut Immediately,not years down the road when it's too late!
There Are No More Antler-less/Doe Tags anywhere in the State,When Problems arise,The Does/Deer Will Be Captured & Moved!
Legal Archery Equipment will be Limited to Recurves Only!
Legal Muzzle-loaders will be Hawkins & Flintlocks only!
Legal Rifles will only Have Scopes with a Maximum Magnification of 4 Power!
Rangefinders are Not Legal & You Won't need them with the Down Grading of all Weaponry!
Trail Cams are Strictly Prohibited on all Public Ground & it is Legal for any Person to Tear them Down & Destroy them at any time!
Drones are legal for Target Practice year around!
Outfitters & Guides Can Not Surround/Herd or Camp on any Big Game Animals!
Camo Clothing of all Types is Prohibited so Dig Your Red F'N Shirts out!
Spotting Scopes of any kind/Size are prohibited from using during any Hunt,with the shorter Range Weaponry you won't need them!
No Units will be Mismanaged so Poorly that they have to be Closed!
There Will Be 5 Units around the State in a few places known as
Opportunist Units/Hunts,When They've Pounded These Out they can NOT start BAWLING wanting to Pound the other Units out!
All Units excluding the 5 Opportunist Units will have Antler Restrictions of 4 Point or better to be a legal Buck!
Anybody Shooting Sub 4 Point Bucks in a 4 Point or Better Unit will pay a 35,000.00 Fine on the 1st Offense,Lose their Hunting Rights for Life in all 50 States!
Any Hunter Entering Great Grandpa or Great Grandma/Etc in to the Draws just to Hunt on their Permits will be Fined 40,000.00 & Banned for Life of Hunting Privileges in all 50 States!
Paraplanes/Shoot-Planes are Outlawed during any Hunting Seasons and if Caught you'll Pay 25,000.00 & Confiscation of your Shoot-Plane!
Several Roads & Trails will Be Flat Ass Closed,You Get Caught You'll Pay Dearly,Get Your Boots Oiled up!
SpotLighting will Be Outlawed 1 Month Before Bow Season through January 31st in all Big Game Units/Areas,Break this Law & it'll Cost You 30,000.00 & Loss of Hunting Rights in all 50 States for Life!
Each Year We will do More Deer Fencing along Highways,It'll take several years,We should have been doing this 50 years ago!
No More Cow Killer Hunts Running From August Through Jan-Feb,Yes People this Adds Pressure on the Deer Herd They do not Need!
Managing for Strictly Money is Over with!
Nobody can Outguess Weather/Drought & Management will be Tweaked accordingly by the Year!(NOT By saying:Oh We've got a 5 Year Plan Locked in & We can't do anything!)
Forest Service/BLM/DWR will Start Enforcing Existing Rules & Laws before Making More which have only Hurt the Honest Sportsmen & they Do NOT Enforce them!
Radio's Used to Help Kill Deer will Land You a 30,000.00 Fine & Confiscation of all other Hunting Equipment on you at time of the Arrest!
The Dedicated Hunter Program will Continue,It Will Be Mandatory all Projects will be 'MULE DEER' Related & You have to put in your Hours,No More PAY for your Hours Type of BS unless an Emergency comes up!
All LE Buck & Bull Tags will Be Once in a F'N Lifetime!
I Could go on & on But I Won't!
Niller wanted 1 or maybe 3 Things I'd Do If I Could Change the Management for the Better!
Listed above is a Few!
There are Many,Many More that could be added to Help a Suffering Deer Herd!
This Ought to be enough though To PISS The Pope Off & Most other TARDS of this State!
If You Think the Past Deer Management Plans have Helped anything you are WRONG!
If You Think this Last WB Meeting & Changes will Save the Deer Herd You are WRONG!
So I'm gonna Name My Plan HELL-RIGHT,HELL-F'N-RIGHT!
Blast Away!
I know so many people in so many places
They make allot of money but they got sad faces
It Ain't Easy being Me!