Help me o Lord!

[HunterHarry]

Help me O Lord, as I have plunged into the depths of Hell itself! I am surrounded by unrepentant sinners,The ethics and morals have been stripped away!Oh where did I go wrong?I know I have used your name in vain,I'm sorry about the hookers and strippers, I was weak,and the minor run ins with the law I know I said I would go to church if you saved me,I will cut down on the booze,and I promise no more porn!I have fallen deep into the bowels of cyberspace and need your help,AMEN------(HunterHarry)

 

[catmando]

Sorry Harry, No help for any of the sinning fools here. Our only help is each other and you can see that we just drag each other down a little further!!!

 

[HoundDawg]

Hang on here just a minute good buddy...

You are sorry about the hookers and promise to "cut down on the booze and porn"...??

I'm sorry, I must officially retract my invitation for you to join us in bear camp. It's a common mistake many beginners make in the hounding world. They believe the sport is about dogs, and training dogs, or catching bears, lions, coons and bobcats. That is a common rookie mistake.

Hound dogging has nothing to do with any of that. Hound dogging is ALL ABOUT booze, hookers, and porn!! Without it, the hound man is nothing... lost adrift in a sea of lions and bears and barking.

Even our forefathers had that figured out, when the first known houndsmen on this land stood with his blueticks in front of a multitude and boldly declared, "Give me booze, hookers and porn, or give me death!!!"

I solemnly and steadfastly stand by these ideals and values today.

-HoundDawg
"Putting the 'Ho in Hounding"

 

[cmiddleton]

Its about time, by the looks of your pictures you already spent your aloted time in heaven I hope god picks me next to go to some of those places.