Horth Whithperer.......funny

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Horth Whithperer



A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he's sending a friend
over to look at a horse. His buddy asks "How will I recognize him?" That's
easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment."

So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or
female horse. "A female horth."

So he shows him a prized filly. "Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?
So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once
over. "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"?

So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
" Nith earzth, can I thee her mouf"?

The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up
again and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nith mouf, can I thee her twat"?

Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms
and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's twat, pulls him
out
and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.

"Perhapth I should rephrathe that; Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit"?

 

[Slide]

That was frickin funny, my wife almost wet her self when I read it to her.

Thanks for sharin...

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[BuckSnort]

Oh man that was funny! I read this a few minnutes ago and I am still smiling. Thanks for the laugh!

 

[tylercreek2]

whooooooohoooooooo LOLOLOL

 

[Blacktail135]

Good one. Not too many get me close to peeing my britches but, that one was one that did.

 

[stickerpt]

Yep that was a funny one! LOL