I Think I Will Vote Democrat Because. . .

nochawk · Jul 16, 2008

I'm voting Democrat because: I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm voting Democrat because: I believe white people need
to spend their time at the back of the bus.

I'm voting Democrat because: I believe three or four pointy headed
elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

I'm voting Democrat because: I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

I'm voting Democrat because: I believe that paying $4.00 a gallon or more is no reason to drill for the mountain of oil we are sitting on in THIS country. We wouldn't want to have to move a couple of Polar bears now would we?

I'm voting Democrat because: when we pull out of Iraq, I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I'm voting Democrat because: I like it when planes fly into buildings full of civilians. I want to see more of that.

I'm voting Democrat because: I don't want a stimulus check to spend. Let the government spend it for me.

I'm voting Democrat because: freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I'm voting Democrat because: I love the fact that I can now marry
whatever I want. I'm going to marry my cat.

I'm voting Democrat because: I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I'm voting Democrat because: I don't want to eat poison food and drink dirty water. We all know Republicans love that stuff. Ever wonder why the most left wing country in the World (China ) is the
most polluted?

I'm voting Democrat because: I believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, when they come over here I don't want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.

I'm voting Democrat because: I believe that churches should only be allowed for political speeches.

I'm voting Democrat because: I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the employees.

I'm voting Democrat because: I believe that I don't want Doctors who were at the top of their classes to operate on me. I want a government employee who makes $50k a year and couldn't hack it as a contractor or an engineer.

I'm voting Democrat because: I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because: I REALLY believe there is no bias in the media. I'm All for CHANGE!!

202typical · Jul 16, 2008

Hilarious yet sad at the same time.

"dude, nothing we can say will make us like as childish/silly as the rants you post. We HAVE posted the parts, you chose to ignore them. We get it, you like soldiers that sell out their fellow soldiers for political gain, and you hate or hold in contempt those that take a stand. We get that you manage to see NOTHING but bad in Republicans, and nothing put pure and honorable intentions from fellow limp wristed libs. We got it already, now move on."
(PRO July 3, 2008)

CAforkedhorn · Jul 16, 2008

LMMFAO Where's Piper, I can hear it already! Hey Piper how's your period!

Adventurewriter · Jul 16, 2008

Sign me up all that stuff sounds good..finally we have hope. Did early copy of the Obama re-education camp brochure?

mesquitehunter · Jul 16, 2008

I'm voting democrat also.... Becuase I think all americans should work longer hours at work even get a second job (never mind the kids at home they got their condoms at school so there having safe sex or they can go down to the local med clinic and get steril needles for their heroin addiction so they don't spread HIV in fact they can even get an abortion without mom and dad knowing. so they'll be ok because we democrats said so) becuase millions on welfare depend on us. SO GET TO WORK YOU FILTHY SCUMBAG REPUBLICANS!!!! there's a 17 year old girl who's having her third child from the third different dad and you need to pay for the delivery and her welfare. How dare you try to keep any money for your selfish selves.

maddglasser · Jul 16, 2008

I am voting democrat becuase: The last time we elected a socialistic president he was replaced by Ronald Reagon

I'm voting democrat because: I don't need to make my own dissision on what my kids are being taught in school.

I'm voting democrat because:I don't need to have the ability to let my company grow.

I'm voting democrat because: I don't want the responsibilty to have "the talk" with my children, they will do it for me while they are getting free condoms at school.

I'm voting democrat because: there is no place for morals here, the gov't will tell us how to feel.

I'm voting democrat because: I think it is my responsibilty to take care of every person that has made and keeps making bad choices in life, as long as they say they will change.

I'm voting democrat becuase: I want my children to have the oppurtunity to see marrage between 1 man and 1 woman as a joke. They need to be more open minded than that. Society will still continue...........maybe!

I'm voting democrat becuase: higher taxes meens ............ higher taxes, more to waste

I'm voting democrat because: my children can learn english at home, they need to learn other languages to make it easier on illegals.

I am for change....so far I don't how I have survived
Travis