Investment advise

[polarbear]

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now
be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

BUT, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all

the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling, the REFUND would have been $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment is to drink heavily and recycle.
Eric

 

[muleyman]

Didn't some dude dye before going to prison for that Enron thing?

muleyman

 

[eelgrass]

Eric, good solid financial advise! Beer should be the foundation of a well balanced portfolio. At least it will give you the courage needed in todays risky stock market. LOL

Eel

 

[rumproast]

As a completely recyclable product, even the eco-commies would be appeased.
No, they'd start squawking that there was a cash return at all showing on the books, and then they'd be targeting "big beer".