AZStickman
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When JB was just a boy he enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, ?This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.? The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls JB over and asks, ?Which do you want, son?? JB takes the quarters and leaves. ?What did I tell you?? said the barber. ?That kid never learns!? Later, when the customer leaves, he sees JB coming out of the ice cream store. ?Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?? JB licked his cone and replied, ?Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!?