cbeard
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OK Game Warden in Kentucky sees a Redneck in the woods walking around in his overalls. He has a sack with several squirrel tails hanging out of it but he is not carrying a gun. Warden decides to follow him awhile. Redneck walks up to a tree, looks up, squinches up his face, and a squirrel falls out of the tree-dead as a hammer.Guys picks it up,shakes it a little, and puts it in his sack.
Game Warden approaches him and says "Man, what are you doing?". "Jes' squirrel huntin'", the guy replies. "How in the heck did you learn to do it like that?", the Warden asks. "Well, to tell you the truth", Redneck says, "my wife taught me." "She's even better'n I am." "Well,why isn't she here with you?", Warden asks.
"Oh,she don't like it but I had to start leavin' her at home.", Redneck replied. "She tears the meat up too bad!"
Game Warden approaches him and says "Man, what are you doing?". "Jes' squirrel huntin'", the guy replies. "How in the heck did you learn to do it like that?", the Warden asks. "Well, to tell you the truth", Redneck says, "my wife taught me." "She's even better'n I am." "Well,why isn't she here with you?", Warden asks.
"Oh,she don't like it but I had to start leavin' her at home.", Redneck replied. "She tears the meat up too bad!"
