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>On a tour of Alaska, the Pope took a couple of days off to
>do some sightseeing. He was cruising along a road in the Pope-mobile when
>there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless man
>with gold earrings and wearing sandals, Hawaiian shorts, a save-the-whales
>tee shirt and a tree-hugger hat was struggling frantically, thrashing
>around trying to free himself from the jaws of a 10 foot grizzly. As the
>pope watched horrified, a group of loggers came racing up. One ran up and
>quickly fired a 44 mag into the bear's chest. The other two reached out and
>pulled the bleeding semiconscious man from the bear. Then using long
>clubs, the three loggers beat the bear to death and hauled it to their
>truck. Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to come over. "I give
>you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard that
>there was bitter hatred between loggers and environmental activists. But
>now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true." As the Pope drove
>off, one logger asked his buddies "Who was that?" "It was the Pope," one
>replied. "He is in direct contact and has access to all of God's wisdom."
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> "Well," the logger said, "he may have access to God's
>wisdom, but he sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting. By the way,
>is the bait holding up okay, or do we need to go back to San Francisco and
>grab another one?"
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>On a tour of Alaska, the Pope took a couple of days off to
>do some sightseeing. He was cruising along a road in the Pope-mobile when
>there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless man
>with gold earrings and wearing sandals, Hawaiian shorts, a save-the-whales
>tee shirt and a tree-hugger hat was struggling frantically, thrashing
>around trying to free himself from the jaws of a 10 foot grizzly. As the
>pope watched horrified, a group of loggers came racing up. One ran up and
>quickly fired a 44 mag into the bear's chest. The other two reached out and
>pulled the bleeding semiconscious man from the bear. Then using long
>clubs, the three loggers beat the bear to death and hauled it to their
>truck. Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to come over. "I give
>you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard that
>there was bitter hatred between loggers and environmental activists. But
>now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true." As the Pope drove
>off, one logger asked his buddies "Who was that?" "It was the Pope," one
>replied. "He is in direct contact and has access to all of God's wisdom."
>
> "Well," the logger said, "he may have access to God's
>wisdom, but he sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting. By the way,
>is the bait holding up okay, or do we need to go back to San Francisco and
>grab another one?"
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