Kids say the "darndest" things

[kingfish]

THE RIGHT AGE FOR CUSSING
> > >
> > >A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in
> > their bedroom. "You know
> > >what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about
> > time we start cussing."
> > >
> > >The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. The
> > 6-year-old continues.
> > >"When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to
> > say "hell" and you
> > >say "ass." "OK!" The 4 year old agrees with
> > enthusiasm. Their mother
> > >walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old
> > what he wants for
> > >breakfast. "Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some
> > Cheerios."
> > >
> > >WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across
> > the kitchen floor,
> > >gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out,
> > with his mother in hot
> > >pursuit, slapping his rear every step. The mom
> > locks him in his room &
> > >shouts, "You can just stay there till I let you
> > out!"
> > >
> > >She then comes back downstairs, looks at the
> > 4-year-old, and asks with
> > >a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast
> > young man?"
> > >
> > >"I don't know," he blubbers, "But you can bet your
> > fat ass it won't be
> > >Cheerios."
> >
> >

 

[AZbowhntr]

Good one. And it hits home. I have a 7 and 5 year old and my 7 year old decided she was going to say damn a few weeks ago. It was hard not to laugh while getting after her because she didn't even use it in the correct context.