Q: Whats the difference between Niagara and Viagra?
A: Niagara Falls.
Q: What are the two main ingredients in Viagra?
A: Miracle Gro & Fix-a-flat!
Why shouldn't Men using iron supplements take Viagra?
It may cause them to spin around and point north.
Did you hear about the new Viagra eye-drops?
Apparently they make you look hard.
How did the first man die from using Viagra?
The tablet got stuck in his throat and he died from a stiff neck.
Whats the generic form of Viagra?
Mycoxaflopin.
A man goes into the chemist and asks for some Viagra. "Have you got a prescription?"
"No, but will a picture of my wife do?"
Why shouldn't single men use Viagra?
Because there is no sense in putting lead in your pencil if you have no one worth writing to.
Why are guys using the Viagra-brand Chapstik?
Because its the best way to keep a "stiff upper lip!
Why shouldn't you mix prune juice and viagra?
You won't know if your coming or going.
Q: Have you heard the one about the lesbian that took Viagra?
A: She couldn't get her tongue back in her mouth for a month.
What is the difference between your first honeymoon and your second?
The first: Niagara; the second: Viagra.
How did the American's finally find Osama Bin Laden?
The Americans heard he was hiding in a field. So they sprayed it with VIAGRA and the prick stood up!
Why do nursing homes give their male patients Viagra?
To keep them from rolling out of bed.
Joey
"It's all about knowing what your firearms practical limitations are and combining that with your own personal limitations!"
