married for 50 years

[cameraguy]

A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the
breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty
years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."

"I know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago."
"Well," Granny snickered "Let's relive some old times."
Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My
nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."

"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal."

CameraGuy
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Wow...that was fun!"

 

[smokepolejohnson]

haha Nice.. lmfao

 

[D13er]

here's another version.

...........so the wife goes in the bedroom and comes out wearing a nightgown that she wore on her honeymoon and asks, "remember this" and the husband says "yes" She then asks,"remember what you said when you saw me in it then?". The husband replys, "yes I do, I told you I was going to suck the life out of those jugs and screw your brains out." To that the wife asks, "what do you say now?". He looks her up and down and says "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED !"

jb

 

[Zigga]

Bravo on both versions!

 

[idabigbuck]

I laughed out loud on both accounts!