Outdoorschick,
These guys are basically right about me and each other. But you never get the entire story with them. With Kevin it's always, "Nothing has ever been proved in court"... well, not counting the 3 felony convictions he's had the past 10 years. But I can say this with conviction (no pun intended)... you won't meet a nicer more pleasant thrice convicted felon than Kevin!! If I was going to be in Gallup trying to pick up Hookers I can't imagine anyone else I'd rather have along for the ride.
With CB, ya he's missing a bit of hair which he claims are from U turns under the covers. I suspect the hair loss is more from the worries of trying to make the monthly paternity insurance payments. They had to build that big Geneology center in Salt Lake city just to keep up with him and keep track of his posterity. You run with CB and you're just another victim in a very long list of names. Mick Jagger once called him for pointers.
QuailHumper is harmless. He can only type what his wife will let him type. His leash is too short for him to pose a threat.
Ed is one to watch. He's vulgar, foul mouthed, trashy, vile, repulsive, arrogant, mean spirited, depraved, perverse, degenerated, smelly, sadistic and slimy... but enough compliments. I've gushed on enough about his strong points. I won't get into his weaknesses.
With me, what you see is what you get. Sheer, unrelenting, raw animal magnetism. I've never been able to control this power and attraction I have over women. It's often a curse but I know I have to just live with it. All I can really do is warn the helpless ladies to run and run fast. I can't be held responsible for your actions.
I've tried everything to break the grip I have over the hapless female species. I even went so far as to take up hound dogging, even buying blueticks and some walkers. That is how far I've sunk in my attempts to stave off the weaker sex. But alas to no avail.
And my most recent efforts to try and just repulse women away from my lusty magnetism by hanging out with guys like CB, Kevin and Ed have apparently also failed... As now Outdoorschick is quickly falling under my spell.
Boys, the only solution I see is for me to just leave this site and never come back. For upon my arrival, the throngs of chiquitas are always close behind me.
Be strong Outdoorschick for alas my heart is given to another. A brown eyed lass down in Shiprock. Oh wait, it wasn't my heart she stole it was my damn wallet!! So perhaps my heart isn't given to another but Ed's visa card sure is cuz it was in my wallet. Sorry Ed.
-Dawg
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