Most Embarrassing Moment As a Teen...

muleyman

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I drew a MT combo tag this year and will be hunting with a friend from high school that lives there. We were talking on the phone last week about a "situation" that happened...

When we were 15, Cody, the friend from MT, came over to spend the night at my house. I had 3 other siblings that were younger that lived at home. Cody told me he brought a "porno" over for us to watch. Of course I was overly excited and couldn't wait to watch. I had a TV in my room, but no VCR. So I asked my dad if I could use the one from the family room to watch Ferris Bulers Day Off. We hooked the VCR up and after the family went to bed we turned it on and watched, and watched and watched some more. I thought I died and gone to heaven. I never had seen such a thing, or new that kind of stuff could happen in the sack!

The next morning, Cody and I went on a pheasant hunt on our property. We came back about noon. Mom had lunch made for us and they asked if Cody would like to stay and watch a movie. He's was like, "Right on Mrs. N". We sat down, and guess what we watched??? Thats right...we forgot to take the porno out of the VCR. Dad had gone up to my room that morning to bring the VCR back down to the family room.

My parents weren't too upset, in fact my mom told Cody he could have is movie back if he and his mom came over to get it. To this day, my mom will put in her Christmas letter to Cody, his wife and 4 kids, "If and when you come back to Oregon, I would really like to sit down with you and your mother to talk about this".

So whats your MOST embarrassing moment???

muleyman
 
Boogy boarding in Hawaii when I was 16. HUGE wave brings me in, drops me off the curl right onto the beach. Back flow pulls me back 3 times and on the 3rd time, pulls my shorts right off and delivers em to Japan! Had to run up the beach about 50 yards to my towel in full turtle mode cause of being in the water so long! Mortifying to say the least!
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This thread has too much potential to let die, come on lets hear em!

Well most of you young uns don't remember when streaking was all the rage. When I was a junior a buddy and I drank some liquid courage and decided we were going to streak. The only place that we figured would offer the least chance of blowing our identity was the local McDonalds.

The plan was to get out of the car and streak through the Mickey D's and have my brother drive around to the other side and pick us up. It was about 11 o'clock and the place was pretty empty. So after a couple more pulls on the Colt 45 40 ouncer, we stripped off our clothes and put our plan into action.

As soon as we opened the door to the place, I saw this gal behind the counter from my school, I don't know if she recognized me or not because she wasn't looking at my face!!!! Well we hooped and hollered as we made our way to the other side, only to discover the door was locked!!! We had to retrace our steps in front of our stunned audience and give them a second helping. This time the look on her face told me that our secret was not safe with her! We went out the door we came in and ran around to the other side of the store just in time to catch my brother who was wondering what had happened to Charlie and I. We dove into the little red Comet, and with all six cylinders straining against the asphalt we screeched out of the parking lot and into Santa Fe High School lore.
 
WELL!!!

BACK WHEN I WAS YOUNGER!!!

I USED TO MAKE AN ANNUAL TRIP ACROSS THE BORDER & BRING THE REAL DEAL BACK HOME!!!

THIS WAS BACK WHEN IT WAS LEGAL OF COURSE!!!

WE'D GO TO THE ALTAMONT FIREWORKS & I'D GET THE PRE SHOW GOING!!!

DONE IT FOR QUITE A FEW YEARS!!!

HAD SOME ONE YEAR NEARLY AS GOOD AS THEIRS!!!

PEOPLE STARTED EXPECTING THEM!!!

WELL A FEW YEARS BACK I TORCHED ONE OF THEM BIG OLE WYO BOTTLES UP AND IT STARTED BURNING THE #### OUT OF ME!!!

SHE TOOK OFF AT A HORIZONTAL PLANE AND DAMN NEAR HIT A HI-WAY PATROLMAN!!!

I DECIDED NUFF WAS ENOUGH!!!

THE ONLY bobcat THINKING IT WASN'T THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT BUT I DAMN SURE AIN'T FORGOT IT EITHER!!!
 

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