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hunterman67
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I bought a new CHEVROLET 2500 and returned to the dealer the next day because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Nelson," the salesman said to the radio. The Radio replied, "Ricky or
Willie?" "Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the
speakers. Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My
Mind" replaced Willie Nelson. I drove away happy, and for the next few
days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical
music, and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my newtruck, but
I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Arse Holes!"
Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda
and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks,
with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica,
Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax
and Ted Kennedy on scotch.
Damn, I LOVE this TRUCK!!!
Proud White Man !!!!!
M WAITE, AZ.
"Nelson," the salesman said to the radio. The Radio replied, "Ricky or
Willie?" "Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the
speakers. Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My
Mind" replaced Willie Nelson. I drove away happy, and for the next few
days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical
music, and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my newtruck, but
I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Arse Holes!"
Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda
and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks,
with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica,
Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax
and Ted Kennedy on scotch.
Damn, I LOVE this TRUCK!!!
Proud White Man !!!!!
M WAITE, AZ.
