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1911 and lil Red move into their new house. One day 1911 comes home from work and Red says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" 1911 says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and Rede says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. Red finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" 1911 says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" The next day 1911 comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks Lil Red what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Red says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks 1911. "What do I look like," Red says, "Betty Crocker?"
