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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched
in horror as her ball headed directly toward a
foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit
one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands
together at his groin, fell to the >ground and
proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed
down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
"Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and
I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me."
"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few
minutes," the man replied. He was in obvious agony,
lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands
together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he
finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the
side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She
administered tender and artful massage for several
long moments and asked, "How does that feel"?
He replied, "It feels
great............................but my thumb still
hurts like hell!"
in horror as her ball headed directly toward a
foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit
one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands
together at his groin, fell to the >ground and
proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed
down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
"Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and
I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me."
"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few
minutes," the man replied. He was in obvious agony,
lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands
together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he
finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the
side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She
administered tender and artful massage for several
long moments and asked, "How does that feel"?
He replied, "It feels
great............................but my thumb still
hurts like hell!"
