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manny15
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Special Notice
from Carnival Cruise Lines
Afghanistan Cruise
We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot of entertainers had promised to leave the country if George W. Bush was re-elected. With that in mind We have a Special Offer for those who still want to keep their promise.
Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell, Ed Asner, Whoppi Goldberg, Cher, Phil Donahue, Rob Reiner, Barbara Streisand, Jane Fonda, Pierre Salinger,and anyone else who made that promise, please dispose of all US assets, and report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise "Elation" which has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan.
You may opt at no extra charge to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq. The States of Ohio and Florida will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor prior to your cruise.
Note: Since you all advocate strict gun control, no firearms are permitted.
Staffing your voyage is: John Kerry- captain, Bill Clinton - cruise director, Ted Kennedy - emergency procedures director, Dan Rather - ship?s information officer.
If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes, friends, and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton. Her village can raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return. Please pack for an extended stay . . . at least four more years
Bon Voyage!
Is this a great country or what!
from Carnival Cruise Lines
Afghanistan Cruise
We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot of entertainers had promised to leave the country if George W. Bush was re-elected. With that in mind We have a Special Offer for those who still want to keep their promise.
Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell, Ed Asner, Whoppi Goldberg, Cher, Phil Donahue, Rob Reiner, Barbara Streisand, Jane Fonda, Pierre Salinger,and anyone else who made that promise, please dispose of all US assets, and report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise "Elation" which has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan.
You may opt at no extra charge to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq. The States of Ohio and Florida will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor prior to your cruise.
Note: Since you all advocate strict gun control, no firearms are permitted.
Staffing your voyage is: John Kerry- captain, Bill Clinton - cruise director, Ted Kennedy - emergency procedures director, Dan Rather - ship?s information officer.
If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes, friends, and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton. Her village can raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return. Please pack for an extended stay . . . at least four more years
Bon Voyage!
Is this a great country or what!
