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WELL IT'S TRUE!!!
Pro CONVINCED stinky THESE UTAH LE BULLS ARE WORTH 50K+!!!
AFTER A FEW DIFFERENT SCOUTING TRIPS Pro DECIDED HIS TAXI WAS BETTER THAN PUNKS V-10!!!
THEY NEVER ONCE GOT STUCK IN Pro'S TAXI BUT GOT STUCK IN PUNKS V-10 WITHOUT A DAMN SHOVEL!!!
SO Pro DECIDED TO IMPRESS stinky WITH HIS LIMO!!!
GAWD WAS stinky IMPRESSED WHEN HE SHOWED UP!!!
ANYWAY,ON THE WAY TO THE DUTTON Pro CONVINCED stinky TO HOLD BACK WITH THE TRG!!!
THEY HUNTED SEVERAL DAYS & JUST COULDN'T QUITE FIND stinky A LONG ENOUGH SHOT!!!
stinky HAD SOME CLOSE SHOTS BUT JUST WASN'T QUITE FAR ENOUGH OUT THERE TO PROVE HE WAS A 1200 YARD SHOT NOVICE!!!
ON THE VERY LAST DAY Pro SETS HIS 200X POWER SCOPE UP & SPOTS A BULL 3.7 MILES AWAY!!!
EVEN WITH stinkys SCOPE,stinky JUST COULDN'T TELL FOR SURE HOW BIG THE BULL WAS???
BUT Pro QUICKLY INFORMED HIM IT TWAS A SHOOTER!!!
SO stinky CALCULATES THE WEATHER,WINDAGE,YARDAGE,THE ANGLE,THE REFLECTION OF THE SUN,THE MOON AND THEN SQUEEZES OFF!!!
2.6 MINUTES AFTER HE SQUEEES OFF Pro IS WATCHING THROUGH HIS 200X SPOTIING SCOPE AND ALL OF A SUDDEN STARTS JUMPING UP & DOWN,YOU GOT HIM,YOU GOT HIM!!!
THEY DO THE HIGH FIVE & ALL!!!
THEN THE GROUP HUG!!!
THEN VENTURE OVER TO THE BULL!!!
UPON REACHING THE BULL,EVERYBODY IS QUIET!!!
EVERYBODY BUT stinky THAT IS!!!
AND THERE YOU HAVE IT MY FRIENDS!!!
stinkys 1ST LE BULL!!!
AFTER THE BULL WAS LOADED,Pro INFORMED stinky HE'D GUARANTEE HIM A BIGGER BULL NEXT YEAR!!!
"I'M NOT COMPLAINING,I'M TELLING IT THE WAY IT IS,SOME OF YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,THATS O.K.,SOMETIMES THE TRUTH HURTS & YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT IT,OR YOU FIND OUT WHAT THE FACTS ARE,STAND UP & VOICE YOUR OWN OPINION,THIS IS STILL AMERICA THE LAST TIME I CHECKED"!!!
REMEMBER!!!
THERE'S ONLY ONE bobcat!!!
Pro CONVINCED stinky THESE UTAH LE BULLS ARE WORTH 50K+!!!
AFTER A FEW DIFFERENT SCOUTING TRIPS Pro DECIDED HIS TAXI WAS BETTER THAN PUNKS V-10!!!
THEY NEVER ONCE GOT STUCK IN Pro'S TAXI BUT GOT STUCK IN PUNKS V-10 WITHOUT A DAMN SHOVEL!!!
SO Pro DECIDED TO IMPRESS stinky WITH HIS LIMO!!!
GAWD WAS stinky IMPRESSED WHEN HE SHOWED UP!!!
ANYWAY,ON THE WAY TO THE DUTTON Pro CONVINCED stinky TO HOLD BACK WITH THE TRG!!!
THEY HUNTED SEVERAL DAYS & JUST COULDN'T QUITE FIND stinky A LONG ENOUGH SHOT!!!
stinky HAD SOME CLOSE SHOTS BUT JUST WASN'T QUITE FAR ENOUGH OUT THERE TO PROVE HE WAS A 1200 YARD SHOT NOVICE!!!
ON THE VERY LAST DAY Pro SETS HIS 200X POWER SCOPE UP & SPOTS A BULL 3.7 MILES AWAY!!!
EVEN WITH stinkys SCOPE,stinky JUST COULDN'T TELL FOR SURE HOW BIG THE BULL WAS???
BUT Pro QUICKLY INFORMED HIM IT TWAS A SHOOTER!!!
SO stinky CALCULATES THE WEATHER,WINDAGE,YARDAGE,THE ANGLE,THE REFLECTION OF THE SUN,THE MOON AND THEN SQUEEZES OFF!!!
2.6 MINUTES AFTER HE SQUEEES OFF Pro IS WATCHING THROUGH HIS 200X SPOTIING SCOPE AND ALL OF A SUDDEN STARTS JUMPING UP & DOWN,YOU GOT HIM,YOU GOT HIM!!!
THEY DO THE HIGH FIVE & ALL!!!
THEN THE GROUP HUG!!!
THEN VENTURE OVER TO THE BULL!!!
UPON REACHING THE BULL,EVERYBODY IS QUIET!!!
EVERYBODY BUT stinky THAT IS!!!
AND THERE YOU HAVE IT MY FRIENDS!!!
stinkys 1ST LE BULL!!!
AFTER THE BULL WAS LOADED,Pro INFORMED stinky HE'D GUARANTEE HIM A BIGGER BULL NEXT YEAR!!!
"I'M NOT COMPLAINING,I'M TELLING IT THE WAY IT IS,SOME OF YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,THATS O.K.,SOMETIMES THE TRUTH HURTS & YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT IT,OR YOU FIND OUT WHAT THE FACTS ARE,STAND UP & VOICE YOUR OWN OPINION,THIS IS STILL AMERICA THE LAST TIME I CHECKED"!!!
REMEMBER!!!
THERE'S ONLY ONE bobcat!!!