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I just found out tonight my wife, a natural born redhead whose grandmother was from Davis Co., Utard, is blood related to Fireball. Splains a whole lot now. 1911 and I are in need of prayers. Thanks in advance.



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Hey RANS?

You tell Sis it was all over?






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So RANS?

That make you 1/2 TARD?

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Ransom looks like there are 2 Utahans in the household now huh! Don't forget your daughter-in-law.....you are really outgunned now...LOL


Brian
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Cuz, I'm staying out of this argument. I do not like living in a darn doghouse.

RELH
 
>
>You might want to add a
>couple rooms to the dog
>house for Bessy an kilo
>
Now WHY am I in the DOG HOUSE.....I did not do a thing.


Brian
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What'd I do Lil Red?:D

It was only aimed at RANS,lol!:D




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>Bess
>
>More like just plain tard. I'm
>drawn to hot headed redheads
>for some inexplicable reason.
>
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I'm married to a redhead also. Maybe we related also. Lord I hope not
 
Ya I did!

My Bad!

The only reason I mentioned Her is RANS thinks She's Starrin at his Hiny!:D

His Hiny Pocket maybe!:D



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I know she is Bess but now I find out Sis is my wife's cousin...which now explains why both of them stare at my wallet. I sort of get the idea there won't be enough left in it to buy a tank of diesel.




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RELH, you might want to dis-own this branch of the Hatfields. A bunch of inbreeds.

Prayers sent.

Eel
 
LAST EDITED ON Jul-20-13 AT 08:25PM (MST)[p]Yeal! Eel I am beginning to think my Cuz has too many cousins in this world for it to be natural.

Having a red headed Utard cousin is really beneith any true red blooded hillbilly. There cuz, I finally joined you in that dog house Lil Red wants to put us in. I still can not believe that you would admit that you had a Cuz that was a Utard of all things.

Cuz if you will excuse me, I have to go dig a foxhole as I am sure Red will be sending some hot lead my way for those comments.

RELH
 
>LAST EDITED ON Jul-20-13
>AT 08:25?PM (MST)
>
>Yeal! Eel I am beginning to
>think my Cuz has too
>many cousins in this world
>for it to be natural.
>
>
> Having a red headed
>Utard cousin is really beneith
>any true red blooded hillbilly.
>There cuz, I finally joined
>you in that dog house
>Lil Red wants to put
>us in. I still can
>not believe that you
>would admit that you had
>a Cuz that was a
>Utard of all things.
>
>Cuz if you will excuse me,
>I have to go dig
>a foxhole as I am
>sure Red will be sending
>some hot lead my way
>for those comments.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
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> RELH
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Cuz she's my wife's cuz not mine for goodness sakes.






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RED...I was trying to be polite, guess I don't know how to spell Utahn right....should have just followed suit and said UTARDS.

Brian
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Thank goodness there Cuz. I was getting worried about some of your other cousins. Nothing you can do if it is the wife's side of the family that is Utard.

On the second hand, Red does have a good amount of spunk and gives it back to us tic for tat. Heck! she even has told old Bessy where to go a time or two and still conducts herself as a lady while doing it. Maybe we should adopt her into the clan after all. Would be alot safer for us to do so. 1911 told me that you do not want her as an enemy.

RELH
 
Well RELH!

She mighta told me where to go a time or two!

But they were always Good Places!:D

She's Disciplined me a time or two!

Flat out Hard Spankin a time or two!:D




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Bessy you know I luv ya ....not sure why everyone loves sis ....Rans watch your wallet, she like them chubby !!!
 
>
>Bessy you know I luv ya
>....not sure why everyone loves
>sis ....Rans watch your
>wallet, she like them chubby
>!!!

Don't know much about Sis?

Other than She's got a tight eye on RANS back pocket!:D

Gonna stick with Lil Red,At least somebody Luvs me!:D








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Well RANS!

I won't Argue that!

But Red is Cuter!:D




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