Mr. Burns or Mr. Magoo?
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"When during the campaign I would say, 'Mexico' is going to pay for the wall, obviously I never said this and I never meant they're going to write out a cheque."
"I tested positively toward negative, right? So no. I tested perfectly this morning, meaning I tested negative. But that's a way of saying it. Positively toward the negative."
"Is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning? It sounds interesting to me, so we'll see."
"My fingers are long and beautiful, as are various other parts of my body."
"Sorry, losers. My IQ is the highest and you all know it."
"I had a meeting at the Pentagon with lots of generals ... they were like from a movie, better looking than Tom Cruise and stronger. And I had more generals than I've ever seen."
"He's [Referring to Xi] now president for life. President for life. No, he's great. And look, he was able to do that. I think it's great. Maybe we'll have to give that a shot some day."
