Public Notice

[Runnoft]

"Please be advised - I am sick of receiving questions and phone calls about my dog who mauled 3 Muslims sitting on a rug next to my back fence, 6 illegal's wearing Obama T-shirts, 4 stupid Jerks wearing Pelosi T-shirts, 2 rappers, 5 phone operators wanting me to press #1 for English, 9 teenagers with their pants hanging down past their butt cracks, 8 customer service people speaking in broken English, 10 flag burners, and a Pakistani taxi driver."

FOR THE LAST TIME ... THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !!!"*

 

[LESGO54]

now thats funny, everything has a price. so whats it gunna be

 

[grizzlyplumber]

...and a partridge in a pear tree.

 

[Anaconda]

I wouldn't sell that dog ether, but would you allow me to buy him a T-bone ?

 

[kilbuc]

Do you have puppies for sale?

from the "Heartland of Wyoming"

 

[tailchasers]

That dog naturalized here in the U.S.? If not you are likely eligable for finacial assistance.