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I'm just about done reading 'The Parenting Guide' by Casey Anthony. I'm looking for another book to start soon. Any recommendations? Bo Karate recommended 'Touched' by Jerry Sandusky, but I think I'll pass.

Has anyone read 'Establishing Masculinity for Dummies' by StinkyStomper?

I've also heard "The Land before Time" by Kilowatt is a better read than the movie.

I'm also considering "Texas's 10,000 best BBQ joints: a personal journey" by Roy

Any other suggestions?
 
LAST EDITED ON Nov-16-11 AT 05:46PM (MST)[p]A few I've added to my library recently are:
Conrad Murray's Guide to Better Sleeping
Kim Kardashian's "Secrets to Lasting Love"
Eel has a new book out called "Pains, Canes and Audible Squeals" which really looks like a chart topper.
 
Another good one is "Short Term Memory Loss, How I Left My Wife...Let's See, Where Was It Now?" by Feleno
 
Two I just finished were "I was once a Man", by Sir Newer Crotch, and "Sharing a Campfire", by some guy named Rugburn I think. Definately would not recommend the latter, turned out to be a love story.
 
LMAO @ Eel and Feleno... Good stuff guys

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FYI Feleno,the first 100 recipes were great...It was the last one that was a bear...lol

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zekers, lmao!!! :) Dork :):)

"Sawmill Stories before we had power" eelgrass

"Turtle Care and Regs 101" Foundation/Roy/eel

"High Country Tune Ups" Bess/Hell on wheels/B-Bop-A-Loo/Show em to me etc etc...

"My Love Story with Kobe" never-catch

"Recovering Your Wifes Stolen Care" Ins and outs of how to prevent it. WIZARD
 
"Never Give Up on YOUR Team" by mtmuley

"Usernames Unlimited" by bebopper

"Learn How to Make Friends at Work" by Roy

"Managing for Profit" by CDOW
 
"Longshot-Memoiers of an Bowhunter" by STTM

"Parlimentary Proceedure" 1st ed. by Rick Perry. (I thought it might be a book about how to improve my debating skills but it turned out to be a cookbook subtitled "How to cook your goose")
 
LAST EDITED ON Nov-16-11 AT 08:40PM (MST)[p]"Chicken Little: The Sky is Falling and other tales of potential woe".

By Manny
 
LAST EDITED ON Nov-16-11 AT 08:46PM (MST)[p]"Favorite One liners" by d13er
"Look at me" by stinkystomper
"Roots, what color are they?" By QTPIE
"Sneaking out your back door" by Sancho
"Behind the barn" by zigga
"The Bible and how to manipulate it" by Manny
"Spiderman jammies" by 1911
"The Kona vacation" by fireball. ;-)
"Bolt on accessories" by fireball
"10 hours from Nevada" by fireball
"Cool running" by sageadvice
"Monday mornings" by TripleK
"So Lifelike" by sageadvice
 
"STD's of the MONSTER MULEY SECRET CLUBHOUSE"

"If God did not intend for man to hunt animals, he would have made broccoli more fun to shoot"
 
BOHNTR has just published a collection of essays with topics like....

*Choosing the right taxidermist or how to get ahead in life.
*How to select the right camo pattern or how to blend in any type of terrain.
*A modern primatives guide to advanced body piercing or proper arrow placement.
*A comprehensive survey of hats and tips on how to make yours last forever.
*How to manage your deer tag applications like your 401K.
*Picture perfect, thoughts on outdoor photography.

BOHNTR )))---------->



"SPEAK SOFTLY... AND CARRY... A BIG GUN..." BY YD



The New England Journal of Medicine recently published a paper by Dr.Saskman entitled "Healthy Bone Structure and how it Relates to Proper Mental Health" in which he discusses his techniques for developing healthy bone structure, harvesting techniques, and how healthy and well developed bone density and mass can actually promote good mental health.

Dr.Saskman has also conducted much research into how your success may result in a severe deterioration in the mental stability in others and explores the challanges of dealing with a large family. It is rumored that at last count he had 587 brothers and 27 sisters who all claimed to be siblings and would really like to get to know their long lost brother over a cup of coffee and a week long deer hunt.
 
"The Hangover" by Paul Crawford

"12 Inches of Tough Love" by Wiszard!!

Steve
Don't leave your keys in your car or it WILL get stolen. :(
 
"Gone In 30 Seconds" by the guy who stole my Honda Friday night(can't put his name since he's a minor).

Steve
Don't leave your keys in your car or it WILL get stolen. :(
 
Tiger's Guide to Fidelity
1911: Bribes, Donuts and Handcuffs, a Look Behind the Badge
Is It Me or Do My Babies Look Like my Mailman? - Boz
Confessions of an Alter Boy - NVBighorn
 
I'd hit it! (if I could get it up) By Wiz.

A walk in the woods with a friend and a fleshlight. By Rugburn and Fondler.

Hey that wasn't so bad , but where are my nuts. By Neuter Crotch.

Hey pass the duck call (a collection of MM puck ups) by various posters.

It's Bush's fault by Pipesmoke and 440lixsack.

Bill

Look out Forkie, FTW is watching us!
 
So many good ones already reccomended. Here are a few by the turtle contingent here on MM:

Terrapin tours

Reptilian rememberances

The greatest turtle hunting stories ever told

101 quick and easy turtle recipies

Misc. titles from other MMR's:

How to insult and alienate everyone (a companion book to how to win friends and influnence people)

40 inch bases, the proper guide to antler scoring

Black ops, everything you need to know about blocking roads, herding animals by helicopter, and other activites utlized by top guides
 
A couple classics:

"Duck calls: how to smoke a big one" ~Youngbuck

And if you need some gift ideas for the man in your life, I would recommend:
"Pajamas and other gift ideas: Gifts your step-dad is sure to love" ~BobbieUtah
 

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