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Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway when she tripped, fell over the bridge rail and landed in the creek below.
Before the secret service bodyguards could get to her, three boys who were fishing pulled her out of the water. Mrs. Clinton was so grateful, she offered to get the kids whatever they wanted.
The first boy said "I want to go to Disneyland!" Hillary replied, "No problem, I'll take you there on my special Senator's jet."
The second boy said "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordans." Again, "No problem, I'll get them for you and even have MJ autograph them."
The third boy then said "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!" Hillary was a bit perplexed and said "But you don't look like you're handicapped."
The boy replied "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!"
Before the secret service bodyguards could get to her, three boys who were fishing pulled her out of the water. Mrs. Clinton was so grateful, she offered to get the kids whatever they wanted.
The first boy said "I want to go to Disneyland!" Hillary replied, "No problem, I'll take you there on my special Senator's jet."
The second boy said "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordans." Again, "No problem, I'll get them for you and even have MJ autograph them."
The third boy then said "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!" Hillary was a bit perplexed and said "But you don't look like you're handicapped."
The boy replied "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!"
