RRITATING SEATMATES

[TFinalshot]

HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEATMATES

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train follow these instructions: (and maybe say goodbye!).

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
6. Then go to this this link

http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf

 

[grizzlyplumber]

That is awesome! That will get you jumped and beaten into submission if I am the irritating seatmate, me and the rest of the unwilling to die passengers.

 

[CAelknuts]

Gotta agree with grizzly on this one. After I destroyed your laptop, I'd beat the dying crap out of you. I say dying crap,'cause you would wish you were dead.