Running Eagle (AZ Apache Joke)

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During a campaign tour in San Carlos, Arizona, of the Apache Nation Wednesday, Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry said he had a plan to increase every Native American's income by $40,000 a year. Senator Kerry refused repeated requests for details of his plan, however. He also told the Apaches that during his Senate career, he has voted YES 9,637 times for every Indian issue ever introduced.

Before his departure, the Apache Tribe presented the Presidential
candidate a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, Running Eagle.

After Kerry left, tribal officials explained that Running Eagle is a bird
so full of s--- it can't fly.
 
Well...if the shoe fits!

Michael~All Gods creatures welcome... right next to the mashed potatoes and gravy.
 
Where's Kerry gonna get the extra funds? Is he gonna start a "cathouse" with Bill Clinton and Ted Kennedy as the main attractions!!!! }>
 

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