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cameraguy
Guest
She is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for
breakfast.
He walked in.
She said, "You've got to make love to me -- this very
moment"
His eyes lit up and he thought, "This is my lucky day."
Not wanting to lose the moment he embraced her, put her on
the kitchen table and gave everything he had.
When he finished, she said, "Thanks," and returned to the
stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked, "What was that all
about?"
She said, "The egg timer's broken."
CameraGuy
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you.
breakfast.
He walked in.
She said, "You've got to make love to me -- this very
moment"
His eyes lit up and he thought, "This is my lucky day."
Not wanting to lose the moment he embraced her, put her on
the kitchen table and gave everything he had.
When he finished, she said, "Thanks," and returned to the
stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked, "What was that all
about?"
She said, "The egg timer's broken."
CameraGuy
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you.
