Anyway, I was sweeping out the garage the other day (I do it about once a month), when I came across my old 3 wolf moon T-Shirt. You know, the shirt available from Amazon.com with mystical powers that causes your boss to immediately give you a $0.50 per hour raise and all of your female neighbors to mow their lawns in their bikinis, hoping you'll notice them and invite them over to your trailer. I don't wear the T-shirt anymore because I ended up getting the exact same picture tattooed on my chest, but it still has a lot of memories for me.
As I gently caressed the silkscreened figures of the 3 wolves howling at the moon on my 3 wolf moon T-Shirt, my thoughts turned to the power of an even mightier T-Shirt hanging in my closet: the Prairie Ghost Ultimate Camouflage in long-sleeve. I ordered this shirt two years ago from Cabela?s fall/winter catalog. 4-6 business days later, it arrived on my front doorstep. I kid you not, but when I opened the front door to pick up my package, there was a 30? 4-point buck nibbling the bushes in my front yard. I knew then that I had made a wise purchase.