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[kilowatt]

"It is only when you see a mosquito landing on your
testicles that you come to realize that there can be
value in solving problems without using violence.?











Brian
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[feddoc]

LAST EDITED ON Mar-20-16 AT 09:59PM (MST)[p]True story time. A few years ago I got gout on the way to elk camp. Directions for the meds said "take one an hour until you poop". So, I did. I pooped once and took another pill for good measure. We get to the top of the hill and I gotta go again. Great, I figure it is my body getting rid of the uric acid.

I take the tent and unroll it. Gotta poop.

I pull the frame for the tent outta the bag. Gotta poop.

Get the stakes all lined up. Gotta poop. By this time I am hanging my hiney on the trailer frame next to the tongue going like a cow pissing onna flat Rock. Only it's poop.

I always carry my .45 around camp. So, on one of my last sessions on the throne, I noticed a bee flying too close to my private parts. I am allergic to bees, and probably more so on a sting to the nads.

My only option for getting rid of the bee was the .45 or some WD-40. The .45 fell to the ground as I was trying to hit the bee with the WD-40 and pull my pants up at the same time. And I kicked the .45 into the poop pile.

3.5 hours to set up the tent.

 

[FamilyMan]

Way Too Funny

Mark

My hunting spot is so secret, not even the elk have found it yet.

 

[Wiszard]

You got sh!tty luck, feddoc!

Cancer doesn't discriminate...don't take your good health for granted because it can be gone in a heartbeat. Please go back and read the last line. This time really understand what it says.