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time2hunt

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>The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which
>human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?"
>
>No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not be
>asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents,
>and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!"
>
>Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part
>increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
>Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, "Boy,
>is she going to get in big trouble!"
>The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"
>
>Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body
>part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of
>the eye."
>
>Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued.
>
>"As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
>One, you have a dirty mind.
>Two, you didn't read your homework.
>And three, one day you are going to be very, VERY disappointed!
 

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