John McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.
The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it
would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Barack in his chair reached for the after shave.
Obama was quick to stop him saying, ' No thanks, my wife Michelle
will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse'.
The second barber turned to John and said 'how about you?'
McCain replied 'Go ahead, my wife Cindy doesn't know what the
inside of a whorehouse smells like.'
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.
The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it
would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Barack in his chair reached for the after shave.
Obama was quick to stop him saying, ' No thanks, my wife Michelle
will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse'.
The second barber turned to John and said 'how about you?'
McCain replied 'Go ahead, my wife Cindy doesn't know what the
inside of a whorehouse smells like.'