The Cannibal

[BuckSnort]

Subject: Cannibal Humor
>
> A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
> operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and
> looked over the menu...
>
> Broiled Missionary: $10.00
> Fried Explorer: $15.00
> Grilled Republican: $20.00
> Roasted Democrat: $100.00
>
> The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price
> difference
> for the Democrat ?"
>
> The cook replied "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of
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> it takes all morning to get them clean enough to cook."