the coach continued

[cameraguy]

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old
baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation
is? What a team is?"

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together
as a team?"

The little boy nodded yes.

"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called,
you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a
pecker-head. Do you understand all that?

Again the little boy nodded.

He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets
a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach a
'dumb ass' is it?"

Again the little boy nodded.

"Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your
grandmother".

CameraGuy
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Wow...that was fun!"

 

[Razaboo]

This is funny and sad at the same time because it is to close to the truth. Having coached young kids for many a year.

Stan