> Maggie, a blonde city girl, marries a New Zealand
> dairy farmer. One morning, on his way out to check
on
> the cows, farmer John says to Maggie, "The
> insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of
> our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just
> above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him
where
> the cow is when he gets here, OK?"
> So then the farmer leaves for the fields.
> After a while, the artificial insemination man
arrives
> and knocks on the front door.
> Maggie takes him down to the barn. They walk along
the
> row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells
him,
> "This is the one...right here."
> Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just
> might be another ditzy blonde, the man asks, "Tell
me
> lady, how did you know this is the cow to be bred?"
That's simple.
> By the nail over its stall", Maggie explains very
confidently.
> Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"
> She turns and walks away, and with complete
confidence, says,
> "I guess it's to hang your trousers on."
> dairy farmer. One morning, on his way out to check
on
> the cows, farmer John says to Maggie, "The
> insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of
> our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just
> above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him
where
> the cow is when he gets here, OK?"
> So then the farmer leaves for the fields.
> After a while, the artificial insemination man
arrives
> and knocks on the front door.
> Maggie takes him down to the barn. They walk along
the
> row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells
him,
> "This is the one...right here."
> Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just
> might be another ditzy blonde, the man asks, "Tell
me
> lady, how did you know this is the cow to be bred?"
That's simple.
> By the nail over its stall", Maggie explains very
confidently.
> Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"
> She turns and walks away, and with complete
confidence, says,
> "I guess it's to hang your trousers on."
