The REAL story...

[Bluehair]

Dawg was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said: "You've got two choices. I either maul you to death or we have rough sex."

Dawg decided to bend over. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, he soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it.

There was another tap on his shoulder.

This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly says: "That was a huge mistake, Dawg. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have REALLY rough sex."

Again, Dawg thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it would take several months before he finally recovered. Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot it.

He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.

The polar bear says:
"Admit it, Dawg, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"

 

[HoundDawg]

Dammit, what kind of respect is that?

I come to this site with nothing but kind words, nurturing, encouragement, benevolence, compliments for my fellow hound guys,
warmth, friendship, and love for my fellow man, and yes that includes Fishon...

And this is what I get in return??

As for the polar bear, all I can say is once you have white, you'll know it was right!! ;-)

-Dawg
PS. Bluehair, are you CERTAIN you aren't a Plott guy??

 

[RLH]

now dat's funny.