The furry thread was getting ling. So I started a new thread for Oneye to come and continue his diatribes about the whiteys, the Mormons, or whoever else he's offended by.
There a black dude near my sons house who would panhandle to get donations for veterans groups. Legit; he comes with a notebook containing tax exempt status, county permits, etc. Good dude.
He has the best black jokes ever. One day I handed him a 20$ donation and asked if he needed anything else. He asked for a carton of milk from the WalMart. No problem.
On the way in he said 'and get yourself a carton of chocolate milk 'cause I know you wanna be like me'.