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Three women who were friends
Three women who were friends in high school have returned to their hometown
to attend their 45th reunion and have lunch together. Their talk turns to their position
in life, and it's clear that they are trying to one-up each other. The first woman says,
"My husband is taking me to the French Riviera for two weeks," and then looks at the
others with a superior demeanor. The second woman says, "Well, my husband just
bought me a new Mercedes," and looks about with considerable pride. The third
woman says, "Well, to be perfectly honest with you, we don't have much money
and we don't have any material possessions -- but 13 canaries can stand shoulder to
shoulder on my husband's erect penis." After a long silence, the first woman looks
shame-faced and says, "Girls, I've got a confession to make. I was just trying to impress
you. We're not really going to the French Riviera -- we're going to my parent's house
for two weeks." The second woman says, "Your honesty has shamed me. To be honest,
my Husband didn't buy me a Mercedes -- he bought me a Taurus." "Well," the third
woman says,
"I also have a confession to make. Canary number 13 has to stand on one leg."
CameraGuy
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you.
Three women who were friends in high school have returned to their hometown
to attend their 45th reunion and have lunch together. Their talk turns to their position
in life, and it's clear that they are trying to one-up each other. The first woman says,
"My husband is taking me to the French Riviera for two weeks," and then looks at the
others with a superior demeanor. The second woman says, "Well, my husband just
bought me a new Mercedes," and looks about with considerable pride. The third
woman says, "Well, to be perfectly honest with you, we don't have much money
and we don't have any material possessions -- but 13 canaries can stand shoulder to
shoulder on my husband's erect penis." After a long silence, the first woman looks
shame-faced and says, "Girls, I've got a confession to make. I was just trying to impress
you. We're not really going to the French Riviera -- we're going to my parent's house
for two weeks." The second woman says, "Your honesty has shamed me. To be honest,
my Husband didn't buy me a Mercedes -- he bought me a Taurus." "Well," the third
woman says,
"I also have a confession to make. Canary number 13 has to stand on one leg."
CameraGuy
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you.
