To those of us getting older...OUCH!!!

caelkhnter · Feb 9, 2005

It was fun being a baby boomer...till now. Some of the artists of the '60s
are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.
They include:

Herman's Hermits Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

The Bee Gees How Can You Mend a Broken Hip

Bobby Darin Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash

Ringo Starr I Get By With a Little Help from Depends

Roberta Flack The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

Johnny Nash I Can't See Clearly Now

Paul Simon Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

Commodores Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom

Marvin Gaye I Heard it Through the GrapeNuts

Procol Harem A White Shade of Hair

Leo Sayer You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations Papa's Got a Kidney Stone

Abba Denture Queen

Tony Orlando Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling if you Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy I am Woman, Hear me Snore

Wille Nelsonli On the Throne Again

Leslie Gore It's My Procedure and I'll Cry if I Want To

polarbear · Feb 9, 2005

James Brown - Papa's got a brand new colostomy bag.
The Tramps - A$$ Hole Inferno
Marvin Gaye - Got To Get It Up
Paul Simon - My Minds Slip Slidin' Away
The Bee Gees - How Deep Is Your Shunt
Nick Gilder - Hot Load In My Undies
Kansas - Dust In My Farts
Elvin Bishop - Fooled Around And Fell In The Tub
The Bee Gees - You Should't Be Dancing
Peter Frampton - Show Me The Way (To The Bathroom)
Seals and Crofts - Get Closer (I Can't Hear You!)
Marvin Gaye - I Want You (To Change My Sack)
Rod Stewart - Do Ya Think I'm Sexy (In My White Belt And Matching Shoes?)
Bad Company - Feel Like Makin' Love (But I Can't Get It Up Anymore)
Lynyrd Skynyrd - What's Your Name Again?
Kiss - Calling Dr. Kavorkian
Kiss - Cold Prune Juice
Lynyrd Skynyrd - Tuesday's Gone (And So Is Wednesday, Thursday.... )
Ok. Enough!

Eric