Muleyman;
I have never used my shorts or T-shirt, but I have lost a few hankershifts to the call of Mother-nature. As for using leaves, that you mentioned, you better know what poison oak looks like in my neck of the woods. I know one idiot that didn't know the difference and he was layed up for a week after using poison oak leaves to wipe his you know what. I have learned to carry T.P. with me in my backpack or fannypack after the wife started yacking about buying more hankershifts.
Two years ago, we were elk hunting out of a spike camp, packed everything in by horseback. My partner got tried of his brown streak shorts and thew them into the campfire. I wished he would have waited until I had finished cooking dinner. Come to think of it, the beans did have a differnt flavor then normal.
RELH